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[There are plenty of other things to be got up to in the homosexual world, outside the orbit of the anal ring, but the concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomach is that most terrible and terrifying of all human notions, love.

That one can love another of the same gender, that is what the homophobe really cannot stand. Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word’s full octave. Love as agape, Eros and philos. Love as romance, friendship, and adoration. Love as infatuation, obsession and lust. Love as torture, euphoria, ecstasy and oblivion. Love as need, passion and desire.

-Stephen Fry]

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I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

• Two families enter.
• One family leaves.
  

The Wedding Games

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[Did you know?

Two gay penguins from the New York Aquarium named Wendell and Cass have been together for over 8 years.]

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every time i look at a diagram of a molecule i can’t not see some underwear and a crotch and some legs than have been chopped off

ok here do you see it now?

BUT WAIT it gets worse when you get to more complex molecules like hydrocarbons

and by worse i mean disturbing

THIS ISN’T CHEMISTRY ANY MORE THIS IS SILENT HILL

god damn it

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j-tondo:

the best rings are the ones that mean something. the silver on these rings rub off after time, and reveals the 18 karat gold ring beneath the silver.
the point of the ring is to show that the longer love lasts, the more powerful and beautiful it is.

That’s pretty dope

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